Hey, news anchors…how about talking to US?

This thing about being left out during news broadcasts has bugged me for a long time. Some are more blatant than others. These are the choreographed news shows in which there are two anchors: let’s call them George and Mabel. They have correspondents out in the rain…or snow, or hurricane winds, or war zone…just standing there holding onto their microphones and trying to look chic AND warm (at the same time) in their parkas and rain gear.

George: well, here we are covering this gigantic snow storm, Mabel.

Mabel: yes, George. It is a gigantic snow storm. Let’s go to our correspondent, Tiffany, standing out there in the parking lot to show us what its like out there.

Hello Tiffany…are you there?

Tiffany stares into the camera for a few seconds, then:
Hello… Mabel and Geoge…yes, this is a really gigantic snow storm. Traffic is just about stalled out here.

(Traffic is seen behind Tiffany, moving slowly but steadily along.)

Geoge… yes, we can see that Tiffany. Mabel, can you see it too?

Mabel…well thank you for standing out in the blizzard there, Tiffany.

Tiffany…yes, thank you Mabel and George. Over to you in the studio…

George…thanks Tiffany, that is some storm out there. Try to keep warm.

Back in the studio Mabel says to George: that was some report on the storm out there which Tiffany has reported is bringing traffic to a standstill.

(More footage of vehicles moving along in the background. Tiffany is still standing there staring rather impatiently into the camera.)

Following the commercial break, the Nightly News With Mabel and George continues.

Mabel: here we have some great footage of some animals suffering out in the storm. Check this out, George.

George: yes, there they are…they seem to be having fun out there playing in the snow.

(Both laugh.)

THE AUDIENCE, AT HOME, WAVING…. “Hello, I hope Mabel and George don’t object to us sitting here at home listening in on their talk during the show.”.”

Well….I resent this feeling that I have every time I watch Mabel and George that I am just a fifth wheel, sitting at home watching the news as a spectator sport. The news is seemingly private conversation between the news anchors, with occasional input from the reporters out in the field.

I wish it was just as easy as switching the channel, but there are cooky-cutter teams of newcasters like Mabel and George chatting away to each other on all channels. We might as well be listening to an exchange of conversation among some strangers in an airport waiting room. The strangers are chatting away and bystanders…for lack of something better to do…listen in with blank expressions. Those sitting nearby the conversationalists rarely contribute any opinions or comments of their own.

In the past, before the nightly news became entertainment, the audience was included in the show. The anchors would address the “folks” out in the audience instead of each other. “So, take a look at this footage Folks.”

And while the Folks are listening in, the correspondents with the microphones included them in their report. “Good evening everyone, it is really raining up here on Capital Hill and these people walking by are really all wet. Back to you Mabel and George…”

Weather forecasters, who are often almost deliriously excited as a particularly interesting cold front approaches, tend to be more inclusive in addressing their reports. They still say the obligatory “Thank you Mabel and George, hope all the folks at home are battened down for the cold. You listeners over there in Hickburg should be especially attentive.” I appreciate that, Weather Person.

News anchors…please consider including us watchers in your conversation. You are not putting on a show (well, maybe so) and we really like to be included.

… and another thing, Tiffany, stop acting like you correspondents work for Mabel and George. You don’t, you work for us, out here in the audience.



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8 responses to “Hey, news anchors…how about talking to US?”

    1. Gradmama2011 Avatar

      thanks! I’ve been meaning to tell our local news people, but always forget.

  1. Megan Elizabeth Avatar

    I’m so glad that someone else feels the same way that I do!!!! I loved this blog post!

    1. Gradmama2011 Avatar

      thanks Megan Elizabeth…this thing with the news people ignoring the audience has bugged me for a long time, and the urge to write about it just happened to come at a time when I was online and so I did it. Thanks for your comment.

  2. JoHanna Massey Avatar
    JoHanna Massey

    So I finally made it over here for a visit and I just loved this piece so much! I miss Walter Cronkite so much!

    I do a regular feature on Sundays where I go out and visit with folks and then share with my small but growing Readership what and who I visited with and hopefully inspire others to come visit with you too. February 15 I am featuring you as someone worth dropping in on.

    Again, love your site and thank you for following mine.

    1. Gradmama2011 Avatar

      sounds like a nice feature, thanks for thinking of me. Did you see that woman yukking it up with the judge in Florida? Rudeness and lack of respect for authority is one of the perks of being old. I kept hoping the judge would fine her for contempt. She will love having her own ankle bracelet.

  3. Lynn Love Avatar
    Lynn Love

    Great piece! The thing I don’t understand is WHY some poor devil has to stand out in the rain/ wind/ snow in the dark, in front of a court or whatever, telling us that everyone’s left for the night. Why do we need a reporter on the scene if nothing is happening and not likely to happen for hours? Let the poor soul at least go into the warm and dry!

    1. Gradmama2011 Avatar

      thanks for visiting, Lynn. As for your question about why someone has to stand out in the elements, it is for effect, and is supposed to impress us. It makes me irritated every time I see it happen.

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